LEAVETHE BOX AT HOME!!!
Do NOTbring your favorite slot car along to show off on your date.
Ifyour date comments about your trophies or plaques, let them thinkthey're from real car racing...at least until the third date.
Ifyour date sees your controller, tell them it's an"appliance".
Don'teven attempt to explain that bottle of "Stick It".
Your"lucky" racing T-shirt will NOT get you lucky.
Alwaysremember, your date requires more then a three minuteheat.
In theheat of the moment...Don't yell out a lane color, or "RIDER!".
Nomatter how good, or bad, the date is going....never yell"TRACK!".
If youlearn that your date is into, say, bowling; or better yet, stampcollecting...then it may be safe to consider mentioning yourhobby.
Youknow there's potential, if you drove further for the date then youwould for a slot car race.
Whenyour date calls and asks you what you're doing, don't ever say thatyou're "mounting a body".
DOgive your date your home phone number, but DON'T give out the numberof the track.
Whenyour date does find out about your weird hobby, and if they're NOTdriven off...then you have to decide...are they just what you alwayswanted, or are they even too weird for you (remember what GrouchoMarx said; "I never want to belong to a club that would have someonelike me for a member").